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Wednesday 14 December 2011

Dunno what to n ame this

When do you flipping ever know that people will laugh at your stupid flipping head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pressing buttons helps gets anger out/. In school today I have this crush on this boy and I asked him out thanks to pips annoying persuasions, and he actually, physically said , "no.' and I swear I heard him LAUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  At the end of the day Gemma (grr) she said why do you ask him out , Im sure your too young, or at least your brain is. AND PEOPLE think just because I'm A FLIPPING DUMB MONKEY (YES I DID get called A DUMB MONKEY ONCE COURTESY OF GEMMA)


Gemma has a non-tastic unfairy-doo grudge (!!!!!!) against me because of this blog, but its made me stronger in my actions. Even though she knows I care, she knows I have supporters e.g Adrianna, Pip, skating friends and even my followers Tiana, EmzyVera, Cari, Susie, Pip again, myself, myself again, Cari again, Emzy again, Marina and fineshe.
I just dont get it how people assume that I'm younger than them because I might be less able to do some work than them. I am dumb, I am dumb. People used to make me think that and I used to have terrible thoughts and self doubts (!! I am on a roll) when the penny dropped that they were dumb. They were wasting time getting me deeper into my own pity.
Wow- I could be like Astircotaes watshisface that greek philospher.

But then I look at other peoples blogs and to be honest, I just think why cant I write that?? I cant think of that??
I dont want to pull all my lovely readers into this so more of the fun me!!!


But I felt so embarassed when he said no, and you know Gemma was right in one way. I am newly 14 and to be honest I think thats young... perhaps half a year more ?? lol I might not delete this blog but just stop blogging for a while. Dont stop following me though!! Might be for TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!


Can I build on this later on as the clever people say?? Yes, thats you. I dont know what to do tomorow.... Im so embarassed but you know what if Im asked about it I'll just say, "yeah I changed my mind...I dont want to date anyway."

Should I

a) Not talk to Gemma and talk to other people and look cool and not her helpers or followers not in blog terms.


b) Be sickly sweet.


c) Give it to her straight that she was horrible to me and should not have laughed at me and said I was young even though I am a bit older.


d) Going to the Head or Teacher is not an option.




On another subject to my crush..... all the things that I said up there but just changing her to him. You know what-- I dont need to do anything. Let them read this blog. But I'd still like advice!
I've got what I wanted out of this blog, and hopefully one day I'll start again. I love you all but this is m time to say goodbye to the Blog World.

I will only delete this blog when everyone has read this post. If you have comment "Read."
This really sinister (!!!!!!!!!) so I'm going to crack the ice with a joke\... 

Courtesy (!!!!) of Really Bad Jokes heres one ---------
  • What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
  • Pick a cod, any cod!
Now, dont be upset, I'll see y'all on the other side. 

Saturday 10 December 2011

Re-Blog and a Opinion

I recently joined Twitter, and in Twitter you can retweet tweets. I'm going to re-blog. I'm re-blogging Credit from Post It....!

Because..... my frenemy copied me and has a blog, I know, not-tastic, well obvsy-doo it isn't. She's posting stuff that I could not write, and she knows it. I briefly have wrote about her cuz she was sooo horrible to me... and she saw. She found out cuz I told her, cuz I wanted to show her I wasnt dumb. AND SHE IS GOING TO SEE THIS. And hi, Gemma! She said to me I was actually stupid like my cousin once. I am not going to go into my cousin, but that really hurt me.

Now, loads of people are saying to her, "Gemma, you started a blog!! Cool!! You can put on your tastic thoughts!!! Ok, maybe they didnt say tastic but still.
 No-one, apart from Pip and Adrianna and my skating friends said a similiar thing to me. The rest probably thought, "Oh shame, she's so desperate for compliments she's gone and started a pity blog." I did not tell everybody hastily (!) so I was not fishing or drawing compliments from people's mouths. I am watching the X Factor final and have a life, so I'm not staying up blogging on a SATURDAY night. Don't people have better things to do????? Seriously. Also---------- Salty or Sweet popcorn?? Hmmmm I think I might need to notify (!) David Cameron to help......

Also, people who are blogging on a Saturday night .. Stop!!! Tomorow going on a picnic with my cousin. Maybe later I'll tell you bout him. Also dont be lonerish and spend hours on end on a Sat. night or u will be declared (!) lonerishy! And dont make fake followers OR friends. Then you'll be a) not tastic and b) lonerish!! k thats all.

Monday 5 December 2011

Yes, Katy Perry, I do.

  Lyric- Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again.
My way of seeing that- do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the cruel thing we call school, wanting to start again.
My answer- Yes.
Lyric- Do you ever feel so paper thin, like a house of cards one blow from caving in.
My way of seeing that- Basically, do you ever start to wear down from the spiteful not-tastic (soz had to add some of the fun me in,) comments, jeers, and yeh, the works.
Lyric- Do you ever feel already buried deep?Six feet under scream, but no one seems to hear a thing.
My way of seeing that- Do you ever tell, and say to people about the spitey meany things people are doing, and they dont understand.


My answer to all of these things, apart from my neglected (wow big word no??? for me at least.....) answer. I have got a learning disability, and people for some reason think I'm dumb because I have it. I'm not, I'm just as able to do a STUPID COMPREHENSION ABOUT CHARLIE AND THE STUPID CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I guess I do sports, and my oh my excel in them, because I want to prove to those bullies that I can do. I can do just what they can do. Btw - Bullies if youre reading this and you know who u r--------- FOR GOODNESS SAKE=---- WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE.

wow- first time I've been serious and I think I like it.
Who prefers...

a) My funny blogs, such as Yum please tell me ya know.
b) My in the middle blogs, such as Posting Obvsy doo things.
c) Sentimental (is sentimental the wordd...) blogs like this and my grandmas.

Btw- I said I would get my anger out on you if my parents arent arounud! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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Saturday 12 November 2011

Yum!!!! Please tell me... ya know????????


   Ok- the title is kinda strange-obvsy doo bt first things first Im posting a pic of meself-cuz people keep doing it so I thought I would.


Anyway-I said yum because one of my friends showed me some cooking recipes-and I tried it and obvious-doo since I did it, It was sooo yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like a scone, but with a twist..... sort of chocolatey in like a weird way. OMG------------------------HERE I GO AGAIN----------I KEEP SAYING LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to stop. Starting from like now. Dat was a joke obvsy-doo. Anyway the chocolatey scone was tastic and I also made a cheesecake. YUM YO! Lol xxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo:D
Happy Halloween, Guy Fawkes (past), Christmas, (future,) and last of all Happy SATURDAY! (pwesent)))))

Monday 7 November 2011

Terms And Conditions

   I don't know, like, about you but when it says 'click to accept Terms and Conditions.' 
You need to press the link to know what I am going to yak chit-chat and bla for the next, um, well, you know. Actually you don't. Well anywho-doo, when it says click to accept terms and conditions and its to confirm like, a membership for like a game I want than, I'd just go 'yes' and not read it.
So I'm exactly like the guy in the picture because when it asks you to read it, I bake a cake, juggle,
watch TV and scroll down.
Only the 1st, 2nd and 4th is true. Lol.

Anyway I always get scared the computer is going to say what is said in the link, but I know it wont. I feel like um that Choc Chip Mint thing..... my mouth is drooling.
You know I was looking back on my blogs and in 2 of them I was really tired and my day was havoc.
I am one ..... good girl. Please comment if you have 3 words to wrap me up.
YEAH, I like that....

Challenge.
Comment three words to wrap ME up!!! YAYAYAYAY IM USING PINK N PURPLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Thursday 3 November 2011

Good Night

   I am signing off early tonight my 5 followers,  for I am EXHAUSTED. If you want to listen to my day say 'Aye' and read on. If not, then don't and say 'Nay,' or whatever.

Ok-so I wake up at 5 50 because my Mum is going on a business trip and she had an early flight-and woke me up!
I couldn't go back to sleep-so I read a book. Yawn. Anyway then at 6 30ish I got bored so I skipped downstairs and crossed my fingers the alarm wouldn't go off.
It didn't. So calm so far, yes? So I take my cat into my room and cereal, hearing my Dad-already asleep again, snoring like-like-a------umm-------well you know.
 And I shut his door to keep the noise in. Between my legs my cat slips through. Next thing I hear is instead of snores-screams. I hastily turn on the light. My cat is licking my Dad's face. I think, eh, at least its not scratching. But I apologise immensely, pick Topy and slink out. My dad, through this is complaining.
School was a BORE. Our Geography lesson was literally a bunch of volcanos and mountains streaming from Mr Nameless mouth and the class pet sticking up her hand numerously. That sentence did not make such sense but whatever. French was Mr Anonymous saying "Azey vous la le chien" I love the word chien in French cause it sounds soft. Anyway, back on the point. Lunch was average. After Ice skating was fun with Summer, Chloe and Megan. Again, not real names.


Sorry I need to stop my eyes are really closing now....... so..... bi....... I will check this in the morning to ensure I have not been babbling my sleepwalk. Instead of walk, talk. Yeah I think you get that. G'dnight.

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Wait A Second

    If people ask you to wait a second; they are gone FOREVER. Not literally 'forever' but its more like fifty minutes.
I know they wont literally be gone a second, but still! Anyway, I don't really see how I can go into such detail but the show was amazing!
Adele could not make Saturday so it was postponed to Monday (yesterday.)
Again, these are not my real friends names.

Well, obviously, the Princess Theme was the best, just joking obvsy-doo, but, oh no! cant talk will later x

Thursday 20 October 2011

My Day

   As you know it's half term- and its only been for 1 day at my school-but I have been, well, experiencing it to the MAX!

When we broke up yesterday, I had a sleepover with Pip, and it was awesome! Movie, midnight feast, Cluedo, IPad and Computer mucking round and well.. just chatting. The main event was that since I was sleeping at Pip-her awesome cousin came round called Angie.
She's a couple years older-as in 3, but I don't notice an age gap at all. She showed us some really cool sites to go on- and this awesome blog! I always say she should start one, for she has great views on feelings, news etc... and speaks intellectually and excellently. 
Anyway, she also showed us some great shops. Right about now-this is probably boring you.

Well,anywho-doo I wanted to go ice skating at lunch today, but my Grandma Evie and her husband, Joshua was around today - so we went out together.
We went to this really sweet cafe, and I had a heart-warming tea and a belgian chocolate brownie. Obviously, that was after lunch.
But I won't put you to sleep with all the deetzz.......

Naomi xx

Monday 17 October 2011

My Day

   ok, so when I woke up I was like 'yawn' because I got to sleep at around one thirty with homework, baggy eyes, stress, and the clock baring down on me.
So, I was like 'ahhh why did I leave it so late?' the answer is- I was busy. And I kept postponing and postponing and doing a smudge of work here and there.
I was busy practising ice skating for there is this complicated spin I can't master. So my mum was like ' I told ya so' and attempted to help me.
She couldn't. My brother wouldn't dare to help. LOL

Cut a long story short, I did it. Ok, so I thought when I woke up, please be an easy day- no chance.
Physical Education first thing, doing running and netball, and I'm in the team. So I had to run round, more like drag round, my eyes like slits, netball evolving into dodgeball; with the amount of balls that were hitting me and I did not catch.
After, we had English, and had to do a long, boring comprehension on this perplexing piece of writing that I, frankly, did not like.
Then Music. That was reasonably OK, but I still had to belt out songs and have 'vibrato' and do 'crescendos' and have 'expression' in my 'face.' And the rest was bla.


And I have piles of homework.
 So, I don't know why I'm pestering away at the computer. No offence. No offence! Calm.





Saturday 15 October 2011

Really Bored But Really Excited

I have writers block.
A severe blockage that writers suffer from ; when they don't have any ideas. I don't.
So, er, this is awkward.......

Um- I think I have an ideasy-doo. So, you know that feeling when your about to go on stage and you're really nauseous ?
Well, the performance is soon, we really need touch-ups. I am so scared that it wont turn out good.... Only a couple people are coming.
Some of my friends real names have not been said due to their protests.
I sound like one of those books where they are like 'names have not been revealed because of protecting their privacy.'

Well, so, er, awkward..... what was I saying? Oh yes!
 Ok,  so I am really scared we are going to get a bad reaction. Summer says we'll do perfect, but she literally always sees the glass half full.


I am going to start signing off with my name. Might not keep to it, lol. Pink 'n' Purple rocks! And gold 'n' black. Ya no, my new gadget? The clock? xxx

NAOMI

Monday 10 October 2011

You Should Know This

I thought I shall explain about me. What I am about. Sorry, I sound very posh with 'shall.'
Anyway, I am bored.
So, as a moody teen am I, I don't have many hobbies. But my major one... you should know this.

Favorite - F
F Wild Animal- Elephants.

F Captive Animals- Kittens. Sorry for the mistake.

F Hobby- Ice Skating. Did you know that?

F Food- Starter- Calamari. Main Course-  Mac+Cheese. Dessert- Carrot Cake or Pancakes with Maple Syrup.

F Book- I like classics, I have not put this in my profile, but I'm going to ; is Little Women.

F TV Show- Strictly Come Dancing or Modern Family.

 Calvin Harris would be good right now. I need to give a hello to Pip, my tastic friend. She doesn't ice skate - but she loves roller skating. But that is not her massive hobby. Anyway, she started a blog, and then I did and she quit. It isn't because of me right?
No I don't think so. But she still follows! Speaking of that - is she following me? Good point, I just started I need to ask her.
Sorry this sounds like a Memo Pad. They are useful. I've got to stop that. School was oh-so-boring but I'm going to the rink soon with Megan. Yipee!!!! And I will message Pip. I've GOT TO STOP THAT.

Anyway, we are practising for the performance. Soooo excited. Now I've thought about it- a blog is a tweensy bit like a Memo Pad.

Just a tweensy.

Did a mention blogs are tastic?
My three tastic friends in school are Summer (she goes to my school), Pip and Adrianna. Their massive hobbies (like tastic ambitions) are Summer- Ice Skating and Maths. Pip- Cooking and History. Adrianna- Fashion and Art.
Obvs they have more- but thats just two major. 


In life you need to focus on what makes you happy.


Sorry for the random quote. Got masses of homework and going to the rink soon xx

Sunday 9 October 2011

Excitement with first impressions wrong

    You know that aaaah feeling, excited feeling.
Well, I have it!
I'm in my teenagey, moody years and something that lightens my mood completely is ice-skating.
Be warned- if I need to take my anger out and my family aren't around, I might use blogging. I'm joking. I'm joking. Calm. I'm talking to no-one cause no-one is following me. (sad face)
Anyway, for ice skating I'm wearing a sparkly violet tutu and the bottom is pink. It does not look abrupt and awkward, because up the violet is pink lines. I love it. The tights are white- but they have purple lace over. Oh by the way, this isn't just a normal ice skate, I'm putting on a show with a few of my training friends, Megan, Chloe, Summer, Adele and Emily.
Emily and I are doing a Princess Theme, Summer and Megan are doing a Seasons Theme and last but not least Chloe and Adele are doing a Holiday Theme.
Me- Sleeping Beauty.
Emily- Cinderella.
Summer- You guessed it, Summer.
Megan- Autumn.
Chloe- Christmas.
Adele- Halloween.

Our Finale will be a big dance combining all of our major movements from our pieces. At first I thought it was immature, with all the themes and everything as Megan, the youngest of us (by nearly two years but she is very talented for her age,) thought of this idea.
But now, as I've said I am extremely excited.

So first impressions can often be wrong, as my title stated. That's about it for the day.

A Skater's Arrival

        Good, er, afternoon.

I just slurped up some hot noodles and threw down some edamame, er, droplets, with, er, salt. I am quite breathless as lots of people around me have started blogs so, an acquaintance of mine started, so I followed her. So then I thought 'what the hay I'm gonna start a blog.'
So here I am.
I will explain the title, On Thin Ice, because I am just balancing on thin ice, and I love skating. My slogan shows this, but slightly bluntly so I thought I'd go over it.
Good afternoon, again.

   Naomi